In my opinion, the number one reason that guy is objectively and unequivocally not hot is the fact he is not wearing a seat belt.
For me is the sunglasses, they’re ugly af
Yea that style died out in the 2010’s.
I’ll never understand who the fuck cares about what’s currently “in style”, and why. It has to fit the person, not the society.
I do concur about the missing seatbelt though. Makes him look ugly.
I’ll never forget a post on reddit i think like 8 years ago where someone had a dragonball shirt where it said “Surpreme” on it. Like the idiot brand, but it was the supreme kai. A lot of people liked the shirt and talked about it. Then there was that one guy who was like: “sure, good luck buddy, wear it if you want to commit social suicide” I was absolutely flabbergasted. Apparently he wasn’t trolling, he argued about brand integrity and how these fake shirts make his real shirts look cheap and shit like that. There i kimda realised that a lot of people commenting are in high school.
There i kimda realised that a lot of people commenting are in high school.
Or never grew out of it, apparently. What a sad existence that must be, constantly on guard to not fall out of line. Also lol, “brand integrity”. 😂 Imagine you have to bolster your own confidence with god damn brand names and dress like a moving advertising column. Especially for trash such as Supreme. These people need help, I’m almost sorry for them. I was sufficiently abused in school to get their fear though, they definitely need to get out of their toxic social circle for a while to breath some fresh air.
I only agree with style in so far as pointing out what has fallen out of style. As many, many things are stupid fads that should have never been “cool” in the first place.
Me, wearing shutter shades.
'Sup.
I can still watch Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science and realize she’s insanely hot, even though '80s style is out of fashion (although it’s sort of come back in bits and pieces).
Some people are really concerned with fitting in. Probably a survival trait from early humans
Apparently nobody in Alberta got the memo.
I mean, Alberta is filled with backwoods dipshits that pretend to be US citizens from 10 years ago, so…
I guess get ready for Alberta’s Donald Trump soon?
Not my friends in Alberta, but they live on a reservation.
I figured the artist just left out that detail so readers could read his shirt
I would troll people with this if I ran a shop.
“Ask about our hot guy discount”
And when someone actually asks about it, (the guy in the comic doesn’t ask, he just says that he has heard that they have one, which is a statement, not a question)… I would make sure that everyone is trained to say “we don’t have one”.
I said ask about it, not that one exists.
I would just give it to anybody who asks on a hot day.
That’s a nice twist.
He didn’t order a hot guy though, so why would he get a discount?
The comic strip never shows what he ordered. There’s a chance!
It is heavily implied he ordered an XL Meal. Could a “Hot Guy” is a type of sandwich? Like a fancy version of a “Po’ Boy”, maybe.
Maybe a spicy Po’ Boy that’s twice the size?
Yeah! Maybe that’s the entree in the $15.99 XL meal!
“Two burgers and some fry, thanks”
What would you want baby fish for?
Namor
“No, I want to know about the discount on the hot guy”
Alternate ending.
In Hungarian, “hot” (meleg) means gay
Like, it’s the word for a gay person
Just sayin’
I used to live in Atlanta and when I first got there I was perusing the roommates ads and I noticed that a lot of the ads used the word “liberal”. I called one and chatted with the guy and it seemed like a good fit. He finally said “so … are you liberal?” and I said “yeah, I’m pretty liberal – I hate Reagan.” He laughed and explained to me that “liberal” meant gay. I said “oh, I’m not gay” and then asked if it was OK if I still lived there because I needed a place.
Hungary
Gays are so hot right now
You have the hottest head of state, hotter than that of Russia
And the comic artist is meleg too. What a coincidence.
In American, Hungry means you want to eat something
no, in American it means you want to eat mcdonalds
my pasty, fat, goblin lookin’ ass pulling up sweating my balls off becsuse it’s 102 outside and my A/C is busted
Fuck… I’m so damn hot! 😩🥵 What? Half off? Siiiick!
Now, bait both sides of the gender war by making a gender-flipped version of the comic!
Fool. She’s a goth chick, of course she is gonna get a discount.
nah nah gotta make her a blonde girl jock, like the annoying volleyball player whos kind of a total bully
It would actually be really interesting to have a comic artist do this routinely for their comics. Would definitely make a lot of people consider their assumptions
Does that shirt say ‘Silt Life’?
I love silt as much as the next flood plain ya know but that’s kind of irrelevant to the comic
Saltlife, it’s a surfer clothing brand.
Hard to read with dem big ol’ titties in the way
I don’t get it. What’s the joke?
Man’s not hot
Never hot
Two plus two is four
Minus one that’s three, quick maths
Yeah, that’s not funny
Man’s can never be hot
To you.
He doesn’t get the discount.
WackDonald’s
I can’t help but associate a W which should be an M with Wario.
McWario’s
It’s subjective. The discount depends on whoever is running the window. Whoever they think is hot gets the discount.
I thought it was a viral marketing campaign: no one actually gets the discount it’s just funny watching guys ask for it.
Apparently he got the discount, since the price would be more after tax.
you and your weird “you will actually pay more than your see on the sign.” Our prices just include taxes, so you know exactly how much you will end up paying.
I know, it’s very annoying. Always got culture shock when I came back to the States and had to pay more than the listed price.
The reasoning is because every county can have different taxes, so it varies a lot from place to place, but I think that’s a lame excuse. The place it’s being sold knows exactly how much the tax will be, so they could post the correct amount!
That never made sense to me, either. You can calculate how much it’ll be after tax automatically. I guess making the customer feel like they’re paying less is more important than being upfront about prices.
In ohio there’s no tax on food so that’s also a possibility here
Only if you aren’t going to eat in the restaurant. If you eat in you have to pay sales tax
Same in CA, but fast food is considered a service so it’s taxed.
No sales tax in Oregon
Does anywhere in America have sales tax on drive throughs?
Also ohio does have sales tax on dine in, at least it did a few months ago and the previous two decades
salt life shirt in ohio is wild
/smalltext i assume they exist/
I live in Ohio. They absolutely exist.
That being said, a lot of people in western Ohio go to Myrtle Beach every year, enough that I don’t really question it
Yeah i see less of them out west than I did in Ohio. Fucking myrtle beachers…
I grew up in NE Ohio and everybody there went to Daytona for spring break. I don’t know where they go now, but fucking nobody goes to Daytona for spring break any more.
NEXT IT FOR A CHURCHSIR, THIS IS A WENDY’S
Wendonylds!
