Or as Andrew Carnegie showed, be somewhat less of a piece of shit just before you die.

the help he received from Russian dictator Vladimir Putin to win the 2016 presidential election

I kinda wonder if they’ve reached a point where they think their control over the political situation is so unassailable that they can just openly admit everything they’ve done. Unfortunately, I’m not sure they’d be wrong if they did think that.

It only takes a few years of inactivity and overeating for your body to become a total wreck. There’s nothing stopping 30-year-olds from doing it.

I feed my local murder of crows peanuts almost every day. Those ungrateful fuckers couldn’t give two shits about me. For a while I thought they were bringing me little gifts of seeds and berries as a thank you, but then I realized they were just puking that stuff up so they could fit in more peanuts.

Guaranteed trump’s favorite music is classic rock from the '70s. They didn’t just molest seriously underage girls back then (often the same girl) - they wrote songs about it.

You had one job, polio.

Not directly relevant, but: I think M. Night Shyamalan’s movie Signs would have been better if it had turned out that wearing aluminum foil caps really did hide your thoughts from those aliens. I mean, it wouldn’t have been any stupider than aliens invading a planet full of a substance that killed them (water) and not being able to figure out how doorknobs work.

OMG! I just realized Brits and Americans pronounce some words differently! Try saying “tuna” properly.

They pronounce it “PAR-luh-ment”.

It’s pronounced ruff.

that twat

I once used the word “twat” around my then-girlfriend. She said “you’re pronouncing that wrong.” WTF? “It’s pronounced twah.” Turns out she thought I and everybody else who used that word were trying to say the French word toit. No idea why she thought people were trying to use “roof” as an insult.

The chuds aren’t going to do anything other than type away furiously. Same as the rest of us …

The only thing trump has ever been successful at in his entire life is being a reality TV star. It’s amazing that people don’t understand that that’s his role now, too. I guess he’s also been successful at laundering Russian oligarch money, but that’s his role now, too.

When the last republican president had an approval rating as shitty as trump’s, he lucked into the worst terrorist attack in US history.

he’s gone “full Hitler in the bunker”

There’s just one more important step for that to be true … and I don’t mean poisoning his dog.

Dems need to run with this.

Lol just wait until dinos like Fetterman castigate their fellow democrats for daring to emphasize it. During the election Fetterman ripped on democrats for harping on trump’s felony convictions, saying we were supposed to be the party of “forgiveness and redemption”. Imagine supporting “forgiveness and redemption” for people involved in child sex slavery.