LousyCornMuffins

huh, when i learned about the hemline index i learned about it in the inverse, but basically what i learned about macro is that it’s bullshit.

Similarly, I’m an antitheist pagan. it’s fun.

Dammit. Land of Make Believe was my first LP

it looks kind of like my brother’s rug

only test he gets 100 on is blood cholesterol percent

Sad thing is if he’d just gone away quietly after his first term like all civilized Statesian presidents, we legitimately wouldn’t be talking about his dear friendship with the famous pedo

Misread that she was denied care for being unarmed and that tracks. This is worse.

Let the tire shops register the serials for bulk orders?

most of the time i get the “you’re having an earthquake” text a few seconds after the shaking stops, but a few times it’s come before it started so hey

“what’re you doing son”

“mining for porn”