Welcome to Fascist America.

Brought to you by conservative voters.

Maybe next time don’t stay home or vote 3rd party.

DONALD TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN

from stability, peace, and quiet.

Bingo.

Every single time in the course of my life (I’m getting older) that conservatives have come into power, things get way less stable and way more stressful. It’s always a non-stop assault of chaos and uncertainty.

Like how hard is it to just not give a fuck?

When you’re not very intelligent and you don’t have a lot going on in your life, it’s actually really hard to not give a fuck about stupid shit. What else are conservatives going to do? Further their education?

Well, they’re the party currently going to the ends of the Earth to protect pedophiles, so…pretty on brand.

Luckily nobody else was in there at the time.

Pretty soon conservatives will be in there. Watching. You know, for your safety.

I’ll never need an excuse to watch Clancy Brown.

HOW DOES THIS LOWER THE COST OF LIVING?

But if we do something logical like this conservatives will only be left with 1,325,975 completely pointless things to whine and cry and stir up their base about.

Unacceptable.

Conservatives crying instead of finding reasonable solutions is an American institution. We must preserve it.

Conservatives voted for a “man” that was already a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist and had committed treason by instigating an insurrection and attempting to overturn an election going into the 2024 election.

You are right. Conservatives absolutely are not going to draw the line at pedophilia.

Party of literal traitors.

It’s funny because America was likely to have year round professional football until Trump killed that league. It was already in the works to have that other league pick up where the NFL season left off.

Trump literally killed year round football.

Because everything he touches turns to shit. Including our country.

Boy, I sure wish conservatives didn’t identify with felons, rapists, and pedophiles so we could move on from this fucking retard.

bOtH SiDeZ

Looking at you, Valve.

He doesn’t need their support. Those dipshit clowns already gave this felon rapist traitor his second term.

And he’s learned that he can just govern via executive orders because he has the SC in his pocket and our country is too weak to uphold our own Constitution.

They won’t.

We’ll just have to do what we’ve always done and sit back and watch Texans continually punch themselves in the face because they can’t figure things out.

A 3rd party won’t be viable in our lifetimes.

Welcome to reality.