Keep riding your ebikes. Please slow down and make noise when you ride past me on the sidewalk. I swear somebody almost hits every day In out walking around. A simple “Honk honk, coming through”, please.

This just in - Trump claims homework must have been eaten. Dog calls claims ridiculous and speciesist.

Let’s fix this society, if only for shorter skirts.

That is clearly a Pizza Hut, you nut.

If it wasn’t already, South Park is now authoritarian propaganda.

Of course it is. It’s an llm drawing from datasets based on our own tribal, unflinching rhetoric. And almost definitely guided through monetary benchmarks.

And, kudos to the real journalists out there.

Trump accidentally lands on my side. Fuck your publicly funded stadium.

I was convinced that Jesus was a real person when I found out the Romans wrote about him. Of course, I’m an atheist.

Don’t forget traumatized and isolated