Translation: he signed it.
Just like someone else shat in his Depends.
…so now we’re on to step 2, admitting such a letter does in fact exist. Which he knew already.
Good thing forensic hand writing analysis is a thing.
Seems like an interesting thing to say when he’s involved in a lawsuit about the mere existence of the letter.
Right? If he really thought it was forged either that would have been his allegation against WSJ or his lawyers would tell him to STFU and drop proof in front of a judge.
Waving your hands saying “maybe it’s a forgery” is pretty much admitting it’s real.
How does this end? He’s already a felon and already has incredible power over the government
He’s made it clear there will be no more elections
I guess the primaries will make his life hard, but what does it take to remove him from power at this point? Does he even need voters anymore?
Many people wrote letters which were compiled into a book for Epstein. Wouldn’t it be funny if only Trump, who was a good friend of Epstein at the time, denied writing one? Do you think it is plausible that only Trump’s was faked by his good friend?
Occam’s razor, the simplest explanation is most likely to be the correct one. What’s the likelihood that someone would go to the trouble of forging Trumps signature all those years ago?
The master of the autopen
Happy cake day!
Forging it on a check, maybe. Forging it on a birthday card, 0% chance.
Sure, maybe someone forged Trump’s signature on Epstein’s birthday card.
Or maybe Trump fucked underage girls.
Also a forgery. Somebody else forged his rancid shrivelled mushroom penis and put it into those underaged girls.
I wonder which is more likely. Seeing as the book was before he was even a political candidate.
Where are we on this one?
- That didn’t happen
- And if it did, it wasn’t that bad
- And if it was, that’s not a big deal
- And if it is, that’s not my fault <— I’m guessing here
- And if it was, I didn’t mean it
- And if I did, you deserved it
And if I did, you deserved it
Didn’t he sort of skip all the way to this point back in 2006 at Howard Stern’s when he set his minimum age for girls to have sex with at zero, sorry, thirteen…?
“Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds,” Stern asked in the 2006 interview.
“Oh, absolutely,” Trump responded “I have no trouble.”
“Would you do it” Stern clarified.
“I have no problem,” the future president said.
Stern’s co-host Robin Quivers then asked, “do you have an age limit or would you…”
“If I- No, no, I have no age–. I mean, I have an age li…” Trump replied.
Then, when asked to provide his “upper bracket,” Trump said, “I don’t want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds.”
I think he’s just going for the good old “it wasn’t me” joker
Ah, the good old shaggy defence.
🎵"They caught me grifting, it wasn’t me. I had to go bankrupt, it wasn’t me. They saw me raping, it wasn’t me. They filmed a piss tape, it wasn’t me.🎶
You just reverse engineered his whole brain.
Its a poem by Dayna Craig, known as The Narcissists Prayer.
Biden’s dog did it.
Hunter Biden’s massive hog did it.
…so has someone forged your signature on the more unpopular executive orders from your first administration that you are now blaming on Obama?..hmmm…
Then I’d really like to meet this Nostradamus signature forger.
My body was forged when I did all that rapin
I will take that as acknowledgement from Trump that the letter exists.
They used an autopen.
And by auto pen you mean trump’s actual hand.