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Good he’s wearing gloves. Not a great time to bear arms.

Chunky is cuter than not chunky.

I wish I could feel the same way. I love animals but as I get older squirrels are animals I like less over time more than any other animals.

Me as a toddler: “Squirrels are so cute!”

Me as an adult: “Why is the squirrel eating wires?”

I put a bird feeder up because birds eat insects that destroy some plants. It was a very successful squirrel feeder.

“Are You A Plant of the Dark?”