

Well. then I guess you’ll die as a lazy, fat slug too lazy to get up from the couch and you’ll have to listen to whatever trash you’re getting served by those willing to spare you the trouble of walking three steps for an ever increasing fee. But stop blaming anyone else for your awful lifestyle.
Not quite clear to me, what you actually need. Only WiFi - then you’d need an access point, not a router. A router wold have something on the other end too, like fiber or ADSL.