When did you jerk off last?

Nah, they’ll just put whatever new guy on duty and he’ll dick around in his phone all day. As long as the box gets checked.

Their execution has already been ordered by Nintendo execs.

So God himself molested all those children? Well that’s not very cool of him.

I can only hope I’ve wasted some fbi guy’s time looking at my junk.

Makes you feel better about being a piece of shit.

He’s already nuked a big chunk of support with the epstein stuff, and vance doesn’t really have the charisma to win the back. It will be entertaining regardless.

What’s significantly different that necessitated a third game? And is it going to be monitized to hell like 2 eventually became?

Sitting on a chair with a hammer suspended above your nutsack and having a friend cut the rope at a random time will provide the same effect and surprise with much less effort.