Whew, that’s a relief. As a completely straight, totally not gay, heterosexual male, knowing that I will only get to see the penises of other men in the bathroom gives me an immeasurable sense of release relief.

One thing I now know with 100% certainty: my family is pro child sex trafficking…

There are FOUR cities in North Dakota??!

That comment was funnier than this comic and you didn’t even have to draw a picture.