Drusas

“I’m sorry I even have to use this language, but I’m like, ‘Those are her nipples.’ And then I’m like, ‘That’s pubic hair.’”

Wow. It’s so taboo to talk about the human body that you can’t even say “pubic hair”? I am so grateful not to have grown up there and I feel so bad for everybody who did.

Sounds like you should watch a documentary about the dust bowl because you clearly need some education on the topic.

That’s twice in one week that a military aircraft was in the flight path of a commercial aircraft in the US. In both instances, collision was averted by the commercial pilot taking evasive maneuvers.

Are you not familiar with the dust bowl? Because it’s synonymous with people starving.

“I hope everyone living there starves” is not the woke take you think it is.

Godfuckingdammit. They have not met the accountability requirement.

The beds in the concentration camps were better than this. At least they had some sort of bed.

Jesus, I didn’t ever think that would be something I would say.

How does having your headlights off in the rain justify forcing a motorist out of their vehicle?

You’re generally allowed to fly alone as a minor once you’re 15 or older.

Cities spend a couple years preparing to host, so it would be a pretty big deal to move the games. Potentially not even really feasible, at least easily.

Kimmel has already said this is his last season, voluntarily.

Daily Show is next. Maybe Seth Meyers.