I mean sure seems like something a Harvard rowing team coxswain would be saying is happening.

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      I mean if there was justice in the world I like to imagine a giant demonic hand would burst up through the ground and grab him so tightly his eyes bulge out and drag him screaming down to actual biblical hell but we can’t always get what we want unfortunately.

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      He is already leaking fluids, and solids, on a daily basis. There are multiple confirmed reports.

      Not sure what gasket you are referring to

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        repairing a blown head gasket in a car is often a repair that costs more than the car would be worth. maybe that’s what they meant?

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    I would have preferred the last three years of his miserable life spent in a maximum security prison, but as it seems like the law doesn’t exist in the US anymore I will accept a series of strokes leading to shitting himself and collapsing on a stage in public. I’m okay with that trade.

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    Draws questions and alarm?

    Question: When will he finally croak?

    Alarm: They will be wasting millions to keep this rotting corpse alive for as long as possible.

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    Can news organizations please PLEASE stop it with the headlines that are all ALARM! BE AFRAID! SLAMS! RIPS! EMERGENCY!

    We have already enough to be anxious about without them helping. I don’t care if this is about the Cheeto or Obama or my mother. Stop it with the clickbait headlines for every single headline.

    Make Jews Boring Again, the way news is supposed to be!

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        News organizations? … What I said, since about a year or two the head lines became more sensationalized to the point where every news article IS NOW AN URGENT EMERGENCY!

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    Denzel kept making that same face in that new Spike Lee movie, so it might be nothing.

    I say he should avoid see a doctor about it, and wait until gets much, much worse. Then ignore it for a while longer, because it will probably go away.

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    cant wait for his face to droop all over his keyboard making him RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES by accident

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    While I won’t wish Mango Mussolini a quick death, how hilarious and poetic would it be if he just had a splash of Bell’s Palsy?

    For those of you who don’t know, go look up the name of one of the viruses that causes Bell’s Palsy and join me in a sensible chuckle!

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      I doubt it, but she’s definitely going to try. So will every other MAGA with a reputation, include media types.

      MAGA is a cult of personality, and once Trump assumes room temperature, so will MAGA. But they won’t want to let it go, so Don Jr, Vance, Hegseth, Bondi, Rubio, Patel, Empty G, Boobert, Loomer, Hawley, Johnson, Cotton, DeSatan, etc. will all be stabbing each other in the back.

      It will be ferocious and endlessly entertaining.

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      She’s a stooge and a useful idiot… She doesn’t have the ear of anyone important. Hell, i don’t think she’s on any legislative committees, which tells me nobody important is backing her.

      Edit: just looked at the committees she’s a part of. Her only appointment of note is being chair of DOGE…i rest my case.

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        Who in the party supported Trump during his first campaign? The whole party was against him. Until he won.

        (edit: technically his second campaign)

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          It’s not the “party” that matters… It’s who is giving money to the party. Sometimes it takes a minute for the donors to settle on the same horse.

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            And last time they settled on Trump who didn’t have any support inside the party. So what makes you think they can’t settle on MTG now? Clearly they don’t look on how many committees someone is sitting.

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      Nobody will take over. They’ll fight amongst themselves, but they were all choosen for loyalty to Trump first and competence a distant second.

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          He has intelligence of a sort. He can move crowds of people with a certain mindset. That’s not a skill you can just take for granted, and none of his sycophants can do it.