Happy to link to some good news. I know my state is fighting tooth and nail against the fed doj.
i’m not a lawyer but i can read legalese. i’m willing to work for the administration if they don’t pay close enough attention that i’m allowed to subvert their goals, such as blaming any future case losses on incompetence (accurate) or gassiness (also accurate). also if they pay so much that I can afford at least three new hearts. do you need to have passed the bar to work for the doj in this administration?
personally i would just steal money and leave anonymous donations at food banks
(To any regulatory, governmental, or judiciary legal entity, this does not express admission of guilt of anything)
It’s one of the reasons why we got to keep the lawsuits coming. Yeah they might ignore them, but they still take time. They still stretch resources. Adds up after a while. You can’t defeat fascism with one attack, takes 50. Same is true of individual fascists by the way, it’s best when a mob of 50 beats them to death.
IDK dragging a fascist to the middle of the woods and sacrificing them on an old oak seems… satisfying. Really the hard part at that point is getting the rope around their knees and the spear through their chest at a decent rate.
Why would he need lawyers when the Supreme Court will hand him the win?
they already don’t care what the law says, so I’m not sure what difference this makes
So they’ll hire loser AI techbros to fill the remaining roles
2025-8-12: Ice deputes now replace all judges and lawyers.
You have an appt with Judge Dean Cain. And he’s super pissed!
I hope so, we need all the help we can get.
Where we’re going, we don’t need lawyers.
We’re going back to the past™, Marty!
Expected this to be an onion headline at first
