“Babies have developing brains. And gorillas have babies. But what if we gave a developing baby gorilla brain DMT? Jamie, pull that up.”

A full metal aspirin might not even do the trick

What I’m hearing is, “You’ll have time to leave, IF you can survive the rickety bridge”

They do sometimes get spectacularly dragged and tazed though, all the while claiming immunity with their magic words

“Uhhhhhh folks…uhhhhhhhhhh…you may have noticed uhhhhhhhhh… a sharp high-G turn…uhhhhhhhhhh…we narrowly dodged a fiery, uhhhhhhhhhhh, death…uhhhhhhhhhhh drink service to resume shortly.”

Counter-strike screen: Rooftop Koreans win!

roflwaffle perchance