That might be exactly what he has done?!

Without a doubt, she was chasing after Scrappy starting the second she realized they were trapped in the mountains, and he valiantly evaded her until hunger and exhaustion set in.

Yeah, I liked this one. The first layer is “haha, he’s not wearing pants, rad lad”, then the next layer hits; “oh shit, he is wearing pants, and he’s definitely not doing what he wants…”.