“I already did epstein in 2019! what more do you want?”

i think its hitting. what a rush!

release the Angel Eyes list

what right do you have to stop me from killling your games?

700 Jody’s have to find a new hobby

are we still talking about the washington commanders?

ill pay extra to get a seat on a working plane!

a new hope is world war 2 in space, down to the look of weapons, turrets on the millennium falcon and death star, and the name of the faceless bad guy army. and even after that, return of the jedi is the vietnam war in space. and even after that, the prequels are all about fascist america in space! you can have palpatine say something stupid and obviously evil and immediately cut to someone from the Bush administration saying literally the same thing.

star wars is inherently a political franchise

my peasant wife may not have regular access to soap but shes still the most beautiful piece of property i own

i sentence this user to 25 circuits of intermission tracks in mario kart world

its hard to put a project on your resume with no evidence

sure, but like there can be more than one thing happening.

dude dont even trip at this point, I think we’re all gonna need some of those to get by

technically superman wasnt born until the pod opened so hes actually a naturalized citizen!

youre blaming people for buying things with credit and not the companies who handed out credit like it was popcorn

the official report is that he has a common treatable disease? so that means he is hours away from spontaneously composting, right?

no thanks

remember that the medicaid cuts go into effect AFTER the midterm elections next year. the people who are currently losing their minds about this one completely made up non-issue hopefully remember it long enough to vote on those feelings of betrayal

its still not great. if the feds wont even provide a percentage of funding, what else wont they do?