My religion says I can shoot politicians in the fucking face.

And no, I don’t have to pay taxes on that.

Ah yes those least impressionable and easily manipulated of us all- teenagers!

Before this: Epstein files connections to Mossad

After this: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT RELATIONSHIP GOSS ON THE COLDPLAY CONCERT OMGOMGOMG

You know what IS a good look? Distracting you from the Epstein files!

Damn that shit suits you!

You’re SO close.

You know the biggest lie capitalism tells?

That the market dictates what goods they are being offered.

YEAH GEE I WONDER WHY THIS BECAME THE NUMBER ONE STORY GLOBALLY RIGHT NOW IT’S SUCH A FUCKING MYSTERY OH MY LET’S CALL SCOOBY DOO AND THE GHOSTBUSTERS

Fucking jesus almighty christ have you people learned NOTHING!?

No, this absolute teen goss bullshit was pushed HARD on the public specifically to distract from the Epstein shit. They saw anything and it went fucking VIRAL.

Get your head out of your fucking asshole, this was pushed, nothing about this ridiculous nonsense would have made a single wave two months ago.

For fuck’s sakes.

This would have been over in fifteen minutes if it hadn’t been hard pushed to distract from Epstein.

Just look at the fucking Internet! Actual news media!

OH YEAH GIVE US THE GOSS ON THESE FUCKING RANDOS LITERALLY NOBODY KNEW THE NAMES OF TWO DAYS AGO!

It’s such a shame. They should not kill themselves, like Epstein.

Hey, yeah, Epstein! I know about that guy! I read about EPSTEIN in the papers and shit!

That’s who we were talking about right?

I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT EPSTEIN ALTOGETHER! WHO EVEN IS HE!

I’ve never seen more synthetic engagement with a topic in years. It’s insanity how this bullshit got so pressed on the public, did you see Reddit? They flooded this random drama on every single sub, if you didn’t catch how obviously it was coordinated then you need to take a double espresso and bash your head against the wall a few times to wake up.

We don’t need a 100 million.

I can list like twenty that would make a MASSIVE dent in the global rule of fascism.

Think about it.

If we can all just get together, plan, organize.

Remember that guy who planted the Hitler bomb? He would have needed help, he couldn’t do that shit alone even though he did a GREAT fucking job. Need to minimize the odds of failing is all.

Spawn of slave owners.

The biggest mistake in American history was to not round up the confederates and having them all face a firing squad down to the last man.

Instead we let them live, and they kept waging the civil war by other means with their knuckles white in their pockets, every day for 160 years, until they finally got their comeuppance like some fucking school shooters and seized government.

Welcome back.

Now pick that fucking cotton or face the whip.

I will convert to any religion stating as much tonight if there is even an inkling of a hope any of that is true.

But we all know what’s up.

Evil dies last, happy, and fat.

It’s on us to make sure their lives are cut short.

It won’t matter that they will.

It’s too late.

The monster they created is a fucking supermutant now. They got theirs, lived long, happy lives on the riches they made off the corpses of the american public and the working class and democracy and rule of law.

Pissing on their graves is not enough. They all need to get Luigi’d, right now.

CHEERS EVERYBODY! I drink to this tonight!

Too bad the cancer he started has already metastasized.

Drink up, we have a terminal diagnosis.

You have NO clue. More people are ready than you would ever know. Now get back in your cubicle, your master is calling.

“What’s the difference between today and 1938?”

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Well, one difference is that all the shirts are made in China.

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