Yikes, dude, shave the porn ‘stache before the trial at least.

“EARTH!”

“FIRE!”

“WIND!”

“WATER!”

“MCDONALD’S!”

Oh, well if the vandals say it then it must be true.

It’s actually a decent little sci-fi from the Knight Rider/Airwolf era. It stares Desi Arnaz & Lucille Ball’s son.

Look up Hobbes & Bacon, a fan comic where Calvin and Susie got married, had a little girl, and now she runs around with Hobbes.

“Didn’t grandpa buy all that stuff explicitly to kill some bird he didn’t like?”

“It was a different time.”