he said, before alleging an eightfold increase in assaults on ICE personnel over the last year

Statistically I would bet that is pretty accurate considering there has been like a 38-fold increase in the number of ICE goons available to be assaulted

Oh, he has the beard thing nailed down. Her name is Usha

The steep irony of birtherism is that, had Obama lost and McCain won the election, it would had to have been legally adjudicated whether or not McCain was actually a viable candidate based on the circumstances of his birth.

McCain was born in the Panama Canal Zone the year before people born in the PCZ were automatically granted citizenship at birth. The same rule retroactively provided people like McCain citizenship, but he was quite clearly not a citizen of the US at birth as is required by the constitution. Arguably he would have never been allowed to be president because of that fact. But everybody was too distracted with racist birtherism to care about that reality, and ultimately the actual born citizen (Obama) ended up winning. So the issue never was settled formally

Reddit drives enough of its own users away to make spending money on courting them a waste of time

I could be wrong, but Im fairly certain most parents of 3 year olds dont let them wander the streets alone on Saturday afternoon

*fire them and then fail to find enough new ones for decades

This is the most shocking part of this article to me. If theyre minors originally on a supervised trip, wouldnt it be like child endangerment or something to not send them back to their parents?

Much like with a diddy party, part of the question then becomes “how many of them didnt attend a diddy party after dark because they knew what happened after dark?”. How many of these people might not have been molesters, but still knew about the shit that was going on? How many of them saw the underage girls around without actually being involved with them being there at all?

I work in a very affluent environment environment, and its a relatively open secret that 10-20 years ago it wasnt uncommon for adult house parties to knowingly invite local underage highschool girls (for what Im sure were not good reasons)