She’ll probably join the Republican lineup.

I told some JWs that I was a druid once and I never saw them again

Yes, that’s literally taught in a high school level journalism class. Assume your reader has never heard of things before and give a quick, concise description of them. And then after giving the facts, if it’s super relevant to the story, give a detailed description of them.

For example. "Video streaming giant Netflix announced today that it’s going to be raising prices again. Subscribers can expect to see the new prices starting this fall. Base level subscribers yada yada yada…

Netflix rose to prominence with mail order DVDs, competing with rising prices and return fees from Blockbuster video, a brick and mortar video rental service. Netflix pioneered the streaming model yada yada yada"

No sympathy for another dead scab.

That’s the point.

So I had a minute of boredom and looked it up.

As it turns out, much like I before E, the “sometimes” rule we learned as children is the fucking opposite of truth.

Y is a consonant when it makes the “yuh” sound in words like yellow and yak.

It’s literally always a vowel otherwise.

I never learned when Y was a vowel and at this point I’m to afraid to ask.

In the future they’ll just censor all of the verbs, nouns, and adjectives.

Or, in modern parlance, “In the f*ture th*y’ll just c*ns*r all of the v*rbs, n**ns and adj*ctives.”

The star will be the only vowel. Eventually they’ll just drop it all together and English will be only consonants. Children will ask “nn gndrd prnt fgr, why ds th kybrd hv ths xtr fnny lttrs?” And no one will know the answer.