Theres a fire in my kitchen, but the fire extinguisher is only going to stop like 25% of the damage, so I’m committed to not stopping the fire.

To be clear, I also don’t support the fire. But the fire extinguisher is:

• filled with chemicals
• makes a huge mess
• costs money to recharge
• may cause other damage from overspray

So the best thing for me and my kitchen is to do nothing until they make a “fix my kitchen” spray.

Is it like that cilantro-soap thing in people’s genes?

Because you’re absolutely right and it’s absolutely baffling that the company still makes chocolate after WWII when it was presumably used to booby trap MREs against Nazi looters.