No, you’re trash! ❤️

That must be why I didn’t get covid. I like tonic water. Must be that one drink doctors don’t want you to know about

Hearing the cat coughing before vomiting got me out of bed just to grab the little bastard and move it away from the carpet, then back to bed. I trampled over a chair and got a bruise, and the next day I didn’t remember a thing, though, the evidence - the chair out of place, the vomit smear, my bruises - told a different story

Patent this right now

The minute we get clothing that can do this, it will happen. This comic is ahead of its times

I doubt you will be told it’s garbage. There are some people in this platform who make comic strips with MS paint and a mouse and I’ve never seen anyone berating their style

On Boost it just blinks out of existence for one third of a second and reappears immediately. Clever idea though, would have been nice to see it work as intended

That’s got to be the dryest wet dog I’ve ever seen

I guess it’s always been like that, problem is the more complex and the more we rely on a certain piece of technology the more catastrophic it is when it fails.

Because it will. Murphy’s law

I might be daft, what’s the point of these artificial people?

My cats ask the same thing when I clean. I mean. They don’t speak, of course. But they look puzzled af. When I finish and sit down, they approach slowly to sniff me and check if I’m still the same person before cleaning

Totally, but if you’re not in the right place mentally better avoid it.

I didn’t know such a place even existed. I know I should go and see what these people think but I’m not mentally prepared to take the toll right now