The soundtrack in heaven just got a lot more dope.

Too bad you decided to be a shit bag in real life. Not gonna miss this dude one ounce.

Doesnt even need to involve alcohol. If you panic in a rip current, the ocean is going to fucking win 100% of the time. Nature be crazy yo.

I would also consider the President being involved at all in an ongoing criminal investigation into a child sex trafficking ring as a giant fucking red flag but that’s just me.

James Wan begins writing furiously