“You want to protect Christians and Muslims who have sex with children?”

“Who said anything about Muslims?”

Excuse me, Satan, that’s my email.

Satan: I’m the mailer demon.

To be fair to American cheese, I think the fact that the only thing anyone says about it is that it’s not legally cheese gives people the impression it’s spooky chemicals. It’s really not so bad. Here’s the recipe:

8 ounces solid mild cheddar
¼ cup nonfat milk powder
2 tablespoons tapioca starch
⅜ teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons butter
¼ cup dry white wine
¼ cup water

I am not United Statesian and it feels like they change the rules every time I blink, but I think a trial with a death sentence as a possible outcome does require a jury. And if I am wrong, some vulgar good samaritan of the Internet will swoop in to politely call me a pig fucker.

Some disadvantaged people here are expected to fax certain forms to certain ministries. I eventually learned how and how to advise them how.

The library costs $1 per page. The insurance company across the street does it for free. I am not usually anti-library but why charge to send a fax? Like, receiving costs a small amount of toner, sure, but when scanning at the rate of $1 per page, you should be considered criminal.