This is quite literally objectively not true. It’s literally the exact opposite in fact… Your phone is more secure then every other standard method of payment that interacts with your bank account.

In the case of theft of your physical person then your phone is still more secure then any cards or checkbook. Case is literally the least secure in the case of physical theft.

I get not likely the whole corpo aspect of things. But don’t be a fucking idiot and ignore reality and the facts whole doing it.

Muninn refuses he WILL poop on your car

May I request at least that money not be stored in any of these places.

Iv delt with boob sweat, ass sweat and unfortunately blood money in my time as a pizza boy years ago.

Women please don’t hide money in your bra/panties. It’s disgusting.

Men this goes for you too. Foot sweat money after you fish money out of your God forsaken sneaker is not appreciated

I once came across a pair of some kind of synthetic silk man thongs. That had three pockets. One for your junk, another for your phone and the third for your dick and balls.

They were like 90 dollars a pair.

I guess it’s for when you need to be sexy and functional.

It’s a real shit show