using Fedora supports companies like Red Hat/IBM so it is a no-no for me.

How? You go to their site and download the ISO for free. Of course, there is the disclosure from Red Hat that you can’t use Fedora in a country that is considered an adversary by the US, but lbh, who gives a shit about that?

Guix is way too libre for me to use.

Tailscale. You don’t need to open up ports + you can set up exit nodes, which are useful if you’re sailing the seven seas.

They’ll probably VPN to mainland Europe to sign up for their account.

Why would you expose anything to the internet when you got Tailscale?

Minecraft cracked? Just download TLauncher if you don’t have legit Minecraft.

Isn’t setting up fscrypt on your home partition enough?

There is also Fedilab.

It basically just runs runs on your root partition with the new image.

No, it doesn’t. It’s up to server mods to moderate the server.