• vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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    13 days ago

    If I am not dead in fifty years I dread to imagine what a 75 year old me would be like. I would prefer not to get to that stage though, I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.

    Also future essay writers I fucked your grandmother’s.

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      13 days ago

      If I don’t go down in a hail of gunfire long before then, allow me to say, include me in the screenshot. In this case, include me in the academic citation as well.

    • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      12 days ago

      You: “I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.”

      Genie: Done! You’re wish is granted.

      You: But nothing’s changed?

      Genie: Correct.