Oh you had one sip of water? Yeah you better go right now. No you cant sleep.
You have bigger problems if your lungs have decided to shut down for the night.
And heart?
Yeah, its called sleep apnea /s
I kinda thought it was called death…
Death is just apnea plus asystole
death but with extra steps
I had no idea my kidneys use a hammer to make piss. Who said the internet makes people dumber?
How do you think they get rid of kidney stones? 🔨
CLANG!
CLANG!
CLANG!
goes the trolley…
Of all the problems I’ve heard other people have trying to sleep, spontaneously breaking out into broadway musicals is rarely if ever on the list.
It’s called Linda Belcher disease, and it’s serious. Tens of people are afflicted with this horrible condition…
🎵 DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING? 🎶
🎵 SINGING A SONG OF ANGRY MEN. 🎶
🎵 IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE, 🎶
🎵 WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN! 🎶
