Ancient solutions??? Shit! That would work TODAY!!!

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis’s to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

Thats how I know all those pills and whatnot aren’t worth trying. If ANYTHING worked, it would become a competition. And suddenly it wouldn’t even be about if women liked it. Guys would be walking around with 60 inch dicks complaining they aren’t big enough, because their neighbor is 90 inches soft.

And the human race would end, because no woman would be able to even take dicks anymore, so they’d just stop having sex.

And guys would STILL keep growing.

But none of that is real. So I know anything selling penis enlargement is a scam without needing to even try.

I cast a spell to make them titties just bounce

I speak in a language only wizards can pronounce

Gimme my spells, gimme my book, gimme my cauldron and something to cook

I’m a crazy ass wizard, I ain’t going to die, trust me on that, many have tried