Twunio
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Sundray@lemmus.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I will make an everything bagel!

message-square
25
link
fedilink
507

I will make an everything bagel!

Sundray@lemmus.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
message-square
25
link
fedilink

Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for September 16, 2025 | GoComics

alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    56
    ·
    2 days ago

    I got bored one day. So, I put everything on a bagel… everything. All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards, every breed of dog, every personal ad on Craigslist… sesame… poppy seed… salt. And it collapsed in on itself.

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      27
      ·
      2 days ago

      • f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        11 hours ago

        Did they put antimatter bagel on the everything bagel?!

        • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          3 hours ago

          Yes.

    • MehBlah@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      20
      ·
      2 days ago

      For those of us who get it that is one of best moments in movie history.

      • RustyNova@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        22 hours ago

        And for those of us who don’t? Need source please…

        • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          19 hours ago

          Everything Everywhere, all at Once

        • MehBlah@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          arrow-down
          2
          ·
          21 hours ago

          Learn Buddhism, specifically the concept of everything.

          Here is a basic start. https://philosophiesoflife.org/buddhist-philosophy/

          • Tortellinius@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            20 hours ago

            Bro you did not just answer someone asking about comtext for a funny image from a meme by telling them to learn a whole-a*s philosophy

            • MehBlah@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              1
              arrow-down
              1
              ·
              16 hours ago

              They asked and they received.

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        2 days ago

        I was watching that movie with my wife and she fell asleep like 10 minutes in. She woke up over an hour later and was like “what the fuck is this movie about?”

        • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          edit-2
          2 days ago

          What’s this movie about? I don’t wanna hear like “oh fuck, all beutifully shot, watch the alternate universes”…no, fuck it. bring back the fucking danger in the film

    • Noodle07@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      2 days ago

      The bagel !

      • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        2 days ago

        Sucked… into…

        (sharp inhale)

        a bagel.

  • PrimeErective@startrek.website
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    2 days ago

    If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe

  • don@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 days ago

    I don’t need all the purposes, I need just one. Get me the universe bagelling flour.

  • finitebanjo@piefed.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 days ago

    Bread Flour would be better, higher protein content.

    • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 days ago

      I can just add protein by adding ground beef to my mixture.

      • finitebanjo@piefed.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 days ago

        I think you’ll end up with a different Bacteria than yeast.

        • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          2 days ago

          Extra flavor

  • Nougat@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    2 days ago

    My favorite part is how he seems angrily defiant about it.

  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    2 days ago

    That is literally funny. And I’m not talking about Rob Lowe Literally.

  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    2 days ago

    He’d have to defeat the AI paperclip maker first

  • dephyre@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 days ago

    And you take all the random seeds, and bullshit and you put it on the bagels

  • FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 days ago

    All hail the Bagel!!!

Comic Strips@lemmy.world

comicstrips@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !comicstrips@lemmy.world

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

  • The post can be a single image, an image gallery, or a link to a specific comic hosted on another site (the author’s website, for instance).
  • The comic must be a complete story.
  • If it is an external link, it must be to a specific story, not to the root of the site.
  • You may post comics from others or your own.
  • If you are posting a comic of your own, a maximum of one per week is allowed (I know, your comics are great, but this rule helps avoid spam).
  • The comic can be in any language, but if it’s not in English, OP must include an English translation in the post’s ‘body’ field (note: you don’t need to select a specific language when posting a comic).
  • Politeness.
  • AI-generated comics aren’t allowed.
  • Adult content is not allowed. This community aims to be fun for people of all ages.

Web of links

  • !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: “I use Arch btw”
  • !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don’t say!)
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.18K users / day
  • 4.11K users / week
  • 7.56K users / month
  • 8.17K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 19.3K subscribers
  • 1.11K Posts
  • 9.49K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • lawrence@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.13
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org