Ask me instead. I’m about as trustworthy as one and I can say all the things. Watch me go:

“Jesus is capitalist we need to bring church back into legislative decisions”

“If you make me pay my share of taxes the sun will go out”

“Have lots of children and get married because we need more minimum wage laborers. Also don’t expected to afford a rent or mortgage alone.”

“Epstein wasn’t that bad of a guy and also I never spent time at any of his places”