JD Vance has said he is ready to take on the presidency “If God forbid, a terrible tragedy happens” to Donald Trump.
In a wide-ranging interview with USA TODAY, the vice president said he was “confident” President Trump would see out the rest of his term, but added he has had a lot of “on-the-job training”.
He also insisted to White House Correspondent Francesca Chambers Trump was in “incredibly good health”, despite recent questions about the president’s physical wellbeing.
Couches everywhere should shudder in horror.
Expect the Supreme Court to overturn Couches v. Vance.
So something terrible must happen to both at the same time. Noted.
Then Mike “I-like-my-son-to-know-when-I-cum” Johnson will be in charge.
This would be a good thing. He doesn’t have the cult of personality that Trump has. This would hopefully allow some sanity to come back into US politics.
He’s here to fuck couches and chew bubble gum and he’s all out of bubble gum.
They’re going to need to wrap up the furniture in the oval office like it’s moving day.
“god forbid” more like “hope he hurries up”. And also “why not make it a combo meal”
“terrible tragedy” …yeah
Yeah, that’s a weird way to spell “New National Holiday”.
he’s finally gonna kill him
Translation: JD has selected a window
EDIT: Plot twist: the window is the roof
Air Force one stairs
Imagine all the conspiracy theories from the maga crowd if Trump were to die.
Q is kill
no
Are wie better oft with Trump as the useful idiot? I am not sure if Vance could do even more damage.
Trump is the cult of personality, though, Vance is a cold fish. Less people like him than liked Pence and it’s all a popularity game on that side now.
He’s going to pope trump
Couchfucker is gonna use the 5-point palm exploding heart technique on Chump.
Well it worked on the pope
Will the loser take more vacations and flood the Ohio River Valley?
“If God forbid” *fingers crossed* “a terrible tragedy happens” …
“If Air Force One, carrying Mr. Trump were struck by a missile and blown up, that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic,” exclaims Vance, “that’s right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?”
“Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss.”
Maybe a terrible tragedy should happen to the couch fucking popekiller.
* fingers crossed *
