Donald Trump was seen with a noticeable layer of makeup on his right hand on Friday as he left the White House, amid ongoing speculation about his health. The 79-year-old is believed to have used makeup to hide bruising on his hand on several occasions since returning to office, but the application appeared particularly thick during his visit to The People’s House museum.
Trumpie ain’t going to die for another 20 years. Why? The universe fucking hates us.
Look at the other gaint pieces of shit, they all lived into their mid 80s or longer.
Jimmy Saville - Died: October 29, 2011 (age 84 years)
Henry Kissinger - Died: November 29, 2023 (age 100 years)
James C. Dobson - Died: August 21, 2025 (age 89 years)Oh wow, he’s got a new emotional support hat
The dude is 80, of course he’s got health issues. It’d be weird if he didn’t
Term limits and age limits
There’s not a god, because he’s lived this long. But I pray to god he dies soon, ideally while I’m typing this.
If only prayer worked.
Wake me up only if he dies. Otherwise I don’t care.
“Fears”??? What an odd way to spell “Hopes”. Also, Release the Epstein files.
“Fears”??? What a strange way to spell “Hopes”
I can’t believe Vance looks like an improvement. The bar is so low now we’ll have to start drilling to find it.
Is it wrong to pray for, say, untreatable cancer?
On one hand, it would be nice if he died a horrible and painful death. On the other, I would prefer him to do so after failing to win an 2nd American Civil War. if there is an inevitable fight, I want the enemy leadership to be the dumbest and most clumsy jackasses possible. That would save lives for the good guys, and make Reconstruction easier to complete.
They actually stopped trying to kill Hitler for this reason later in the war
Fears?
Yes, I fear that at this pace it’ll take a while. :(
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He’s lived a long time for somebody without a heart.
What does he have instead, some kind of grease trap?
That’s because he’s the EpsTin List Man.
Health fears?
Who fears for his health?
The fears are that he remains healthy enough to continue to do more damage.
