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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-214 days agoNarrator: “After eating radioactive shrimp from a contaminated Walmart parking lot, mild-mannered Kolanaki gained the powers of a shrimp!” Me, twisted into a shrimp shape: “Ow! My back!”
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·14 days agoMaybe you just get really shrimpy breath?
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·14 days ago“SNAPS Fingers!” (Destroys city block) https://youtu.be/KkY_mSwboMQ
Narrator: “After eating radioactive shrimp from a contaminated Walmart parking lot, mild-mannered Kolanaki gained the powers of a shrimp!”
Me, twisted into a shrimp shape: “Ow! My back!”
You never go full shrimp.
Maybe you just get really shrimpy breath?
“SNAPS Fingers!”
(Destroys city block)
https://youtu.be/KkY_mSwboMQ