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minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoSo all it takes is a single submarine sandwich to the chest of a single federal officer? To quote the classic film Independence Day: Now we know how to take them out, General. Spread the word. Get on the wire to every squadron around the world. Tell 'em how to bring those sons of bitches down.
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days ago Spread the word. Spread the mayo.
minus-squareZagam@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoThere’s a pedo joke in here somewhere. Jared was a pedo and a spokesman for subway. Now Taco is bailing on cops because of a subway sub. It’s here somewhere, I just can’t find it.
So all it takes is a single submarine sandwich to the chest of a single federal officer? To quote the classic film Independence Day:
Spread the mayo.
A hero sandwich.
There’s a pedo joke in here somewhere. Jared was a pedo and a spokesman for subway. Now Taco is bailing on cops because of a subway sub. It’s here somewhere, I just can’t find it.