I’m thinking I’m going to find some of those ziptie handcuffs
Because something occurred to me watching that. There were a LOT more people than those cops.
It’s about time citizens start arresting cops for trying to incite violence by bringing armor and weapons to the streets…
i know where you can find a bunch of ziptie handcuffs in convenient proximity to all those cops you’re arresting
Brake fluid dissolves a surprising amount of plastic and painted surfaces. Just an interesting factoid.
That was an attack sub
“That sandwich is going down in history”
Good shit we need more shit like this.
I think the legal term for this is A-Salt and Buttery
Legend.
Politically I’m neither for nor against throwing a sub sandwich at federal agents.
But…that poor sub. Was it at least a really bad sub? I know you could argue that of course it’s a bad sub, it’s from Subway…but still. Did he buy that sub with intent, or was he just so angry that he threw his dinner?
“Be brave men. Those sandwiches are no match for our guns.”
Something with that length and girth is something these agents aren’t familiar with, so they scared.
A bag of baby carrots would have definitely been less threatening.
Ironically, while MAGA sucks the NRA dick, and jerk it to the 2nd Amendment, civilians are not legally allowed to carry firearms in DC, a district Republicans are vying control of
Fascists will never fight something they don’t believe they won’t win. They are pure cowards. That’s where the authoritarian beliefs come from.
I’ve lived my whole life with GAD. I get panicked by the stupidest things. Fear is easy to see. Cowardice is blindingly obvious.
3 armed and armored cops ran after a guy who threw a sandwich at them. They literally have nothing to fear, except the off chance that others think they can throw food at cops too without retaliation. They must maintain the lie that they are powerful, and the moment that gets shattered, their whole world comes undone.
A drunken dipshit is what he is.
Still pretty funny tho.
It’s classified as an attack sandwich
Though classified as an Assault Sandwich, AS-12 actually stands American Subs, the manufacturer
*Armalite Submarine
Assault with a breadly weapon
Submarine attack sandwich… thankfully wasn’t a ballistic missile version.
It’s clearly an attack sub. Likely with bootleg nuclear ordinance. Clearly terrorism!
“He thought it was funny,” Ms. Pirro said of the defendant in a video posted online. “Well, he doesn’t think it’s funny today, because we charged with him with a felony.”
To be fair to him, it was very funny
Isn’t this like the quintessential Nazi skit to a T?
“He sot it vas funny. Iz it funny now? Vy aren’t you laffing?”
Also, to be fair to him, at no point in the video does he appear to think any of this is even remotely amusing.
Good luck with her brag about false charges. its not a felony level of endangerment. At the very worst an “officer” would have gotten mayo on his shirt, like he does at lunch every day anyway. Total clown show.
I hope there’s images. This man should be celebrated. I’m down for merch
Thr article links to this video
There is a longer video, someone posted it the other day. I do not have it on hand though. Dude is a fucking legend.
Are those Reno 911 cops? Lmao, that was hilarious. I hope he doesn’t get a felony though.
He will get charged with a felony. They will try to make an example out of him to discourage people from doing the same.
He needs a go fund me
Man’s a legend
“HE SUPERMAN!!!” 👏👏👏
Seriously what a fucking awesome guy. He saw some fascist, racist shit and wasn’t afraid to call them out.
If we survive this regime… bro will certainly put that felony on his resume, with a link to the video.
Sometimes all you got is a sandwich, and the biggest balls on the street to fight the fascists.
He threw the hero they deserved, but not the one he needs to eat right now.
What a bunch of snowflakes
