• Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    I mean you might not like it but he’s totally right. I stopped eating carrot cake 3 years ago and about 4 months afterwards I got in a horrific car accident. 2 people were critically injured, 2 more died and a llama was also killed. I was miraculously unharmed and the doctors said if I had even a bite of carrot cake in the months leading up to that I would have been hurt badly. Who knows how big that medical bill would have been… Thanks Dr. Oz!

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      14 days ago

      I guess carrot cake is the avocado toast of new parents accessing the Affordable Care Act with Medicaid funds. We’re cooked.