i dont know how anyone could possibly expect to fish without a flamethrower to scare the fish into the kiln.

A partner of mine had many fay male friends. She relayed a story once about one of her gay male friends hanging out with a straight person he was trying to be friends with. She showed me the texts he’d sent her on their hangout and they contained things loke: “what the fuck do straight people like?” and “what the hell are we supposed to talk about?” and “we are just kind of sitting here silently and I feel awkward”.

I don’t have a point with this anecdote but I always laugh when I think about it.

Bur what about the droid attack on the wookies?

wat

how would you defend against this?

like. if they decide they want to get on your shit how do you stop them? how would you even know? who the fuck would believe you if you did?

exacrly this. i have been preparing for this for a decade.