Ignotum

I don’t get it, he says what he sees, cows, but then the cows respond with the name of the beloved 2006 pixar move “Cars”?

If someone says they like me that’s always a huge red flag for me
I only date people with standards

Sure having your arm probably stings a little, but it’s nothing compared to the excruciating pain of realising it’s only tuesday

No no he’s onto something, jewelers invented trees to sell more tree-themed jewelry

To make you fall in love with Plato, or to make Plato fall in love with you?